As soon as I laid my eyes on that door everything stopped; everything ceased to exist or move; I can’t tell because that door was black hole for senses: It took all my senses and indulged them. Big black door with small shiny knob took all the intelligence away in one moment, and in next I fell in love; from infatuation to love all it took one mere moment. I was looking at it but having surreal dreams about that very door, I saw serpents drawn near the edge of the door, it didn’t frightened me; oh it brought me closer. There was no handle on the door, no sign and no other accessory; few serpents carved out on it and a small shiny silver knob on big black door. I couldn’t resist, had to open. Opening would have been end of the love or misery, but it was surely bad manners; so I knock; so I think I knocked. Oblivious to what happened next, the door I was so madly lost with was open to me suddenly.
Opened door brought me closer to the door and I pushed through it. White bright light hit my eyes and now I had lost my sense of sight too; conscious brain was long gone. Only thing that mattered to me was the information sense of touch brought me, my feet felt wet beneath and sides, but it was not water. I was not water and it was certainly not fluid only; it was spongy, kind of hard sponge but cold. Yes, cold was it. Soon, my senses came to me from heaven, I saw, unbelievably, an areoplane going through clouds at some distance; the noise was way to loud to bear, I covered my ears and fell down wet spongy ground. I thought it was a dream, surreal but dream still. The plane was gone when I opened my eyes, it was a cloud on which I fell and soon my head started hurting.
I could taste bear in the air and my mouth, “can it be bear cloud?” – I asked myself, “No, that would be dream come true, If so, can I have a pyramid of pretzels too…” – my mind was racing towards the impossible and fast. I had to get up. I got up. I had to make some sense out of it all. The big black orgasmic door was no where to find. I made some sense and then started walking to make more of it.
I saw a flying signboard, huge green board with white marker: BACKDOOR. I’ll say, it was wonderland and the door was huge, so was the plane and soggy cloud underfeet, I’ll say it was a backdoor to some other world. Then I heard thunder and lightning, thunder was not any common thunder but roarious and courageous. I was coming towards me, with full force and unforgiving lightning. It made me restless, but it was never the less amazing feel. I was about to die – or was I dead – I don’t know, but even if I was dead I would say that dying again made me sick to gut and felt wrong and adventurous. It was the adventurous part that made me go towards it, but as it reached near it changed it’s course and lightning suddenly appeared from my back. It took a semi-circular turn around me rather going through me; I am finally invincible. Yay!
But then as it always happen, the tragedy, I saw a humongous EXIT board flying out of no where and almost killed me again. I thought I was never going to live here without something trying me to kill, but nonetheless it was worth living here. Air had beer vapors in it, all I had to do was open my mouth and suck it in. I opened my mouth for one such sucking and something fell out of my mouth, I looked down – to my amazement it was a pretzel pyramid. Oh my God, could it be that I was producing things at whim, I was so amazed that I thought about picking it up and eating it, but then suddenly I saw something of great pleasure.
Girls, three or four of them making out with each other, beautiful girls, curvilicious, huge pink tongues and long – King Kobra like hair, playful and deceitful. I was in heaven finally. I always thought about going to there, but there was a catch, I had to be dead: which put me to postpone the inevitable journey every time. Now I had befriended a door that could take me to this heaven every time I wish. I notice, how beautiful girls, playing love, made me think about death; now I come to think about it, they were sinister, sweet smelling, deadly serpentine angels, who could have loved me at my command.
But then, I felt a huge shakedown, I started flying through the clouds. I finally thanked God to give the power of flight, it was beginning of the new era, but wind was strong; soon a river originated from my mouth, it was like I was the new creator of the world. It seemed that I would make a good lord at last. But, wind was too fast, it blew my river to and fro and soon I hit a gigantic wall made of steel. It hurt like hell, but after pain comes the gifts of nature. I was in the food land. Strong wind brought me to all new heaven. It was filled with shiny things, food and cotton balls. It was sweet smelling too. I saw pretzels and nachos and threw my self at them, it was a mouthful. Then I wished, just wished about tomato sauce, and my hand was in tomato sauce, whole lot of it. There were green vegetables too, nicely cut and boiled and tasty. I threw one hand, my eyes closed, and picked a bunch of stuff to fill my mouth, I ate for too long and when I grew tired, I simply closed my eyes.
I wished I was alive for only one day, I wanted to tell you that, there is a door, big black one with small, shiny, silver knob on it. Go through it.